My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The adults are the big ones right?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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