found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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