So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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