also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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