Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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