Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
