i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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