I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
