i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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