Say something about gay babies.
Fuck appropriateness.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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