Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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