did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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