yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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