Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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