O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
