i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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