My room smells like vodka and shame
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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