Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
