haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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