I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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