I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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