PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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