Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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