'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
