So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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