I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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