you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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