The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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