did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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