There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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