If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
