I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I have so many feelings about this burrito
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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