Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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