I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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