plz talk dirty to me
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I need to calm my uterus...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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