Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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