Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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