No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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