sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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