Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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