i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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