i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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