How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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