Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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