some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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