? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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