Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
