bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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