It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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