i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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