i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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