i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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