At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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