she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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