what if I'm pregnant?
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well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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