I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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