i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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